Tacos! The best transportation option to get seasoned meat from your plate to your face! They're a perfect model of one-handed noshing efficiency: unlike arepas, empanadas and pupusas, you know exactly what you're getting before the first bite! With this Taco, what you're getting is cuteness, softness and joy. Hug a Taco! We guarantee the filling won't fall out the back! 7 squishy inches of squishy sabor! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
Some see an adorable, cuddly little burger with cheese. I see an adorable, cuddly little burger with the capacity to end culinary conflict! Is this Hamburger (cheeseburger?) the fuzzy plush representation of a 100% sirloin patty, or is it some sort of organic textured bean protein? Who knows! Is the bun gluten-free? It is if you want it to be! That cheese - is it cheddar or American? No need to fight over it, this cheesy hamburger is anything you want it to be! 7 squishy inches of dietary détente. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
Dough. Tomatoes. Cheese. A face. Three of these things are delicious to eat. One of these things MIGHT be delicious to eat, but doing so is not for the squeamish! It’s tough to munch down on someone who’s singing italian folk songs about the hills back in Napoli! So rather than test if you’d really be willing to eat a face that’s in the middle of warbling about how the moon hits your eye when you’re in love, might I suggest an alternate form of interaction? Cuddling this little be-faced pizza is a lot easier than munching it. 8 squishy inches...
This folded card is a reproduction of an original painting, professionally printed in the USA. It is A2 Standard size (4.25" x 5.5") and is blank inside. It comes packaged in an eco clear sleeve with a purple envelope.